"Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste," Mick Jagger began the Rolling Stones' classic
Sympathy for the Devil. "I've been around for a
long, long year... Hope you guess my name."
Not
likely, since I began CELEBRITY SLEUTH magazine 22 years ago-- when some of you now of legal
drinking age weren't even born!-- as
a "mild-mannered Government speechwriter by night, and Famous Shamus by night." As a modern-day Dr. Jekyll and Mr.
Hide, I "sleuthed out" all the facts (and figures) regarding the
Rich and Shameless--
pioneering a genre that spawned such Internet icons as
Mr. Skin and
Uncle Scoopy. And now it's
my turn to boldly
trek (with a mission) into cyperspace-- where "no man had gone before" me.
First, a brief background: I am a Phi Beta Kappa graduate of The Johns Hopkins University and former "Outstanding Teenager of America" (selected by
Ronald Reagan), who used his "quiz kid" knowledge and photographic memory to
memorize photographs of stars
before they became famous... and could afford clothes. Because both my
parents were as
prominent as my political clients, I adopted the pseudonym "Celebrity Sleuth"-- and it's stuck: through more than two decades and
150 separate issues!
This blog will hopefully introduce a whole
new generation of fans to what started as a hobby, while sharing with loyal
lifetime readers rare "finds" from my unparalleled collection... from
which I've still only revealed the
nip of the iceberg." But enough about Morgan Fairchild ... our very
first cover girl
(photo).
Amazing how similar the shot of our
latest "front
asspiece," Jessica Biel (next to it) looks today
(photo)! Each week, I'll endeavor to bring you rare and never-seen-anywhere-else images of the hottest
women in the news... and
in the nude. If the response is anywhere near what it's been for the magazine, we plan to launch
Sleuth online very shortly as a full-blown site with unmatched sights!
Future posts will focus more on the
figures than the facts, but I'll leave you with a treat from a bosomy bud who died last week. Unlike any one else who has come after, I've
managed to
befriend many of the stars I uncovered (they didn't
usually mind), who thus gave me many
private and personal photos of themselves that no one else has. And that's what
you can
always expect from Sleuth: the
rarest and the
barest of the best.
Liz Renay, a Marilyn Monroe lookalike
(photo) who became a cult legend in John Waters' 1977 film
Desperate Living, has sadly died in Las Vegas at age 80 {her
New York Times obituary is
here}.
But before she passed away she
passed along this
pair of rarities that defined her career: doing "my S&M whip act" Liz wrote on the back of the vintage burlesque promo pic from her heyday (
photo,
she was in her
forties at the time); a decade later, the foxy 50-year-old joined the streaking craze
(photo), while crashing San Francisco Mayor Joseph Alioto's campaign rally. Talk about "getting ('em)
out (for) the vote!"
Let's leave off where I began: "Pleased to meet you," the head Stone sang... and we've hardly
gathered moss either: uncovering Jagger, his wives/mistresses and daughters TWENTY SIX times in
our 22 years of publishing!
So save your
Sympathy... for us, it's been pure
Satisfaction.