Coming Soon: "Hot Tips!"

A "Lifelong Reader" in upstate Washington once called yours truly "The Maharishi of Naked Celebs" {by George!}, though I suspect "Yogi Bare" might be more apt. In any case, my mystic powers weren't enough to persuade curvy KIRA REED to pose for our very next issue, "HOT TIPS: Sleuth Selects the World's Best Nipples!"

"I just turned 35, Sleuth," our fan favorite sighed over the phone when I made our offer {strictly on the "up" and up!}. "I'm kind of moving away from the ‘nudity thing' these days." Earlier she'd warned me: "Hey, it's about time-- I'm outgrowing the bikini roles." She'd outgrown her bra back in the mid-80s: "The boys used to tease me that I had 'mosquito bite' boobs because they were so small," Kira confided. "Then I hit 13 and look out!"

Before she hit it big as the hostess of the Sexcetera TV show {we'll always have Paris, (photo)}, redhead Reed told me: "I don't get all puffed up like some actresses who say they won't do nudity"-- though her titian-tinted tips got plenty "puffed up" {in these private peeks she sent before "outgrowing" nudity, (photo)}! "I find myself fondling my tits (photo) in the supermarket and people staring at me," Kira confessed when we first "did her" back in 1998. "I've had women lick my boobs {Candy Gisela shares half a pair, (photo)}, but it's more of a curiosity than a turn-on. Hell, I lick my boobs (photo)-- why not let them do it? I just love my boobs," gushed the all-natural 34C stunner. "It's comforting to have them and play with them (photo).

"I've got really huge areolae," Kira concludes, "-- I get fan mail about them": Kira @ KiraReedStudios.com is her g(mail) spot. "People are always telling me that I've got big areolas and I'm like, ‘Oh, I do?'" She was similarly coy (photo) about our "BEST NIPPLES" issue... but happily 25 others were proud to prove their points.

And you can have their glands in your hands by the end of the month.